Oh, Ollie. That hula hoop was getting more action than Ashley's seen in weeks.
Another classic episode of Made in Chelsea last night as Lucy got all "scary girlfriend" on Spencer, Louise pledged to say "thank you" every time Andy gives her the sex and Phoebe-Lettice kicked off a Proudlock-Jamie-Laing flavour love triangle.
Speaking of Jamie, he bothered a pig in Battersea Park.
Binky's mum said "dick" and "Spencer" in the same sentence (but was actually referring to his penis and not his attitude towards women).
And Stevie offered the world his "seductive sponge".
If you haven't watched it yet, you'd better catch up. And in the meantime, here's some fashion highlights...