I LOVE a good festival - being a birrova 60s/70s nut, that's no surprise.
Oh, to have been at Woodstock, barefoot, flowers in hair, chipping around to hippy sounds and indulging in free love...how cool would that have been?
My own festival-going past has been something of a mixed bag, from a man throwing up on my trainers in the first hour of arriving at the V Festival (I decided at that moment that I would never stay in a tent again) to pogo-ing around in front of the Foo Fighters at Leeds; from having a member of Blur fall into my lap (literally) backstage at Reading to taking El to his first ever festival at the age of three (I can see him now, singing along to Kasabian at the Vieilles Charrues festival in France. He was by far the youngest fan in the 200,000-strong crowd: what an exemplary parent I am).
That's the great thing about a festival - you never know what you're going to get (well, you usually get rain in this country, but let's not dwell on that).
And what has changed massively, in the years since I first went to a festival, is the fashion...