Outraged by world’s ugliest shoe

I saw them. Today. On a real, living and breathing woman’s feet.

Shoes, with toes. Shoes shaped like feet. Out in public she was. On a train. With real trousers and a top on – not even gym wear. No, no, no.

Behold the world’s ugliest shoe.

I need a lie down.

I might buy these tomorrow in an act of defiance…

Topshop, £62

Written by Johanna Payton