I think I’ve established how I feel about vampires – Dracula in particular – so let’s not labour the point.

And because, frankly, I’m a bit of a nut job, I’m off to see Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 – at midnight (yes, midnight) tonight.

Will I stay awake? Will it be worth it? Will I be talking utter drivel to my students in the morning (that wouldn’t be anything new)? All this remains to be seen – as does my outfit.

We know already what Kristen Stewart would wear for a date with R-Patz, but what of us normally folk….

Topshop, £48

Dorothy Perkins, £28

Dream dress alert: Dolce & Gabbana @ Matches, £1,170

Gryphon @ The Outnet, £185.50 (reduced price)

MSGM @ Matches, £618

River Island, £35

Dream dress alert: Erdem @ Matches, £1,795

Johanna Payton “vampire” image courtesy of The Express. Product images from Topshop, Dorothy Perkins, Matches, The Outnet and River Island.