Made in Chelsea S4E2: Fashion highlights

Omfg. Made in Chelsea, series 4, episode 2….CLASSIC, right? Didn’t you just love the golf date mark II? Jamie making an unwelcome return to the golf strides – and taking Binky on exactly the same first date as Louise is perhaps a little ill-advised when you’re in the middle of a reality TV show.

The double date with Cheska, Stevie (pfffft), Sam and Binky was equally amusing. Cheska looks like she could snack on Stevie and still wedge in a Big Mac for afters. Sam’s like a bumbling, junior version of Jude Law; but something about him makes me want to hurl.

Ollie trying to convince himself that he’s into the new girl was priceless (never has a man said “she’s got a smoking body” less convincingly) and Gabriella swooping in on Spencer’s Pacha party like an over-tanned vampire swathed in black lace was the moment of the series so far. I actually got chills up my spine.

And talking of that party, Spencer has slipped back into attractive mode (unless you actually had your eyes open when Jamie and Proudlock attached the nipple tassells) – just in time for yet another one of his identikit exes to pop up next week and damage the (ridiculously fragile) equilibrium.

Jamie and Binky’s tongue-heavy episode two finale? I actually shed a tear. Shame it’s all going tits-up next week.

Is it any wonder we freakin’ love this show? And I haven’t even started on the fashion yet: read on…

Millie’s definitely waiting in the wings storyline-wise, but she always steals the show when it comes to style. Loved her wrap-style maxi dress. The length of the sleeves and the plunge neck make this cut so hot, and if you’d love an autumn/winter version this similarly-shaped maxi by Uttam Boutique @ House of Fraser is a snip at £30

I adore Binky’s laidback style and she looked super-cool on her date with Jamie in a simple top, skinnies and ballet pumps with a very cute, printed brown trophy coat. Pull off the look yourself with the brown polka dot pea coat by Yumi @ New Look

You can always count on Cheska to overdress and she did not disappoint on the double-date-that-wasn’t-a-date in a sequin skater dress. This piece by Rare @ Topshop is a close match – and only £30 in the sale.

Rosie looked really elegant at Spenny’s shindig in another Mawi necklace and a stunning dress by Peter Pilotto

And Louise stunned in a signature red, one shoulder dress: Steal the style with this cheeky little number from nelly.com (and for those who asked, I am trying to find out where Louise has been buying her earrings for this season – hang in there!)

Screen grabs from 4OD

Written by Johanna Payton