Marshmallows for skirts? Not on my watch

It’s rare kids, that I write negative things on here: I usually pretend that the bad fashion doesn’t even exist…

But in a tired and blatantly hungover state this evening I stumbled upon this sweet-covered skirt, new in at Topshop, and it made me feel a little bit ill.

I just hate it.

It’s ugly, unflattering and marshmallows taste like candied pillows – or claggy clouds.

Am I just being elderly and grumpy? Or is it as horrendous as I think it is?

Image from Topshop

Written by Johanna Payton