80s tops and scary fireworks

Check this out: a genuine 80s BHS top sourced from my brother-in-law’s cellar.
Bit small over the six pack (hmmm) but loving it none-the-less.
Man I love retro…
The perfect outfit to wear for a firework extravaganza during which mega rockets (display level) are being let off in a normal-sized garden by amateur enthusiasts (read: overgrown little boys). 
Pray for us, readers; my nerves haven’t been this shredded since the illegal Chinese firework incident circa Christmas 2001.
Written by Johanna Payton