A very peculiar Santa

This is pretty much all I can tell you about today: appaza, it’s a Santa impression, but it looks a lot more a crazed child, high on hot chocolate, going loco with two old wet wipes.
It’s been wonderful to spend time with my family and El has been in heaven, stuffing his pie hole with fry-ups and Celebrations, playing chess in the pub and generally being spoiled rotten.
That’s what crimbo is all about.
Very sadly, I’m at a family funeral tomorrow so there may be radio silence here and poss no NYE shenanigans to report, but if I get back to London in time to slip into something more uncomfortable and dust off my party shoes, you’ll be the first to know.
Roll on 2014…
Written by Johanna Payton