Yeah, you try & make sense of this photo. This is what happens when you mix a slightly unwell person, rose wine and a tube walkout.
Let it be known that I aired a very pink, psychedelic print v-neck dress this eve, but it’ll probs be 4am by the time this bus crawls back to South London so you’ll never get to see it.
Just another unintended consequence of those naughty strikers. Tut tut.