Last night was a busy one. After pre-event drinks at The Criterion, I headed down to Mark’s Bar at Hix in Soho for the MR PORTER summer essentials launch party – before a swift beverage in The Old Coffee House (where a mouse was merrily running around the bar – no kidding) and a spot …

Or has she? I’m in-house today, which means I have to wait until tonight to watch Madge wriggle and gyrate and (almost) get off with her backing dancers in the brand new video for Girl Gone Wild. Or at least, that’s what I imagine is going to happen. But – see how selfless I am? …