Vampire fancy dress party costumes

Ah, there we are: Bram Stoker’s Dracula and Lucy Westenra – who knew that I would ever get Matt to dress up as Gary Oldman?

I’m wearing an awesome-saucesome Steam Punk Victorian Vampiress dress – and for once there’s no wig involved (just hours twiddling around with my GHDs).

The lovely Matt got kitted out from the Party Superstore with the hippie/Jesus wig (£12.99 – comes with a beard!), felt top hat (£7.99) and blue tinted “John” glasses (£2.99). Suit and facial hair, model’s own.

It was a fab night and I’m not even hungover. Result. Happy 13th birthday Lily!

Written by Johanna Payton