Made in Chelsea fashion round up: Episode 5, series 5

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Now then, back to business.

Made in Chelsea. Episode 5, series 5 and we are deffo cooking on gas.

Speed version: Jamie got a hideous Peter Pan tattoo (of course he did); Francis realised that cheese and Andy are “one and the same” and created a rather intense (and awkward) atmosphere at Phoebe’s Verbier “reunion”; Lucy knows what she’s doing (not ‘arf); Spencer “feels free”; Ashley busted out a bikini – and faced up to the fact that she might not have everything Ollie needs (read: a willy); Proudlock gave Spenny a serious talking to (someone had to); Louise decided that a drink with Andy was due (and the rest!); Phoebe and Proudlock got “snug” (oooohh); the bare bums and nipple tassels came out, burlesque stylee; and straight-as-they-come Oscar continued to wind Ashley up while making “cheese night” eyes at Ollie.


And next week looks FAB.

As for the fashion…

Phoebe’s sparkly trench jacket is soooo much nicer than the ten-a-penny khaki coats with gold sequin sleeves on the high street – but then it’s Burberry, so it would be, right?

Fran looked chic in a silver-nude tee

Sequin tops aren’t easy to find at this time of year, but if you’re quick you can pick up this absolute bargain from New Look for just £10 (wear with faded jeans and nude boots for a Chelsea-perfect look)

Louise rocked a fabulous fur collar pale grey coat and carried a fab white satchel

If you loved the sleek & minimal arm candy, M&S is doing a very similar version for £69

No wonder Proudlock got excited – Phoebe’s striped roll neck looked awesome

Get the look with a summer twist (and without splurging all your dosh) at Bank Fashion for £12

And Louise got back to her stunning best in a simple cream dress and oversized silver hoop earrings

Back to New Look we go for this bargain pair of looky likeys – £4.99

Screen grabs from 40D. Product images as credited.

Written by Johanna Payton