Jennifer Connelly at the Noah premier

I have a terrible habit of mixing up Jennifers Connelly and Garner: perhaps this dreadful outfit, worn by the former, will help me to remember which one I rate.

I just do not know what Jennifer/her stylist was thinking here.

The oversized zip on the top, the weird bow and zip front of the skirt, the harsh black satin in April, the tin foil…perhaps she has mistaken this look for Parisien chic (the pic was taken at the Paris premiere of forthcoming Russell Crowe movie, Noah – and I am so going to see it at the weekend) but it’s pretty wide of the mark if you ask me.

Feel free to disagree.

Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International

Written by Johanna Payton